Wednesday 10 September 2008

What's On....

After expending a fit of energy yesterday, researching and writing notes until my poor hand couldn't take any more, I'm back to my usual torpor. Is it wrong to be put off going up to the library because their computer desktops display little gadgets telling you the weather outside? Maybe I shouldn't be irritated by this, but isn't that part of the point of windows? Real windows, not the Microsoft kind. The only point of that is to crash and generally annoy people.

I worry for the future of the human race sometimes; stupid, pointless desktop gadgets will only promote natural selection to remove necks. Our future generations will be doomed to become reverse giraffes.

In other news the students are trickling back in, with their odd hair, strange clothes and capacity to mill around 4 to a pavement; the Bacchanalia of the Fresher's weekend isn't far off either. This means the only place I'll be safe is the library; I mean what kind of strange 0nes will be hanging about there - apart from the weather-phobic no necked weirdos obviously.

1 comment:

Jonathan Monk said...

I think Clive Anderson might be a reverse giraffe...or a Smug One. Hard to tell. Rain here likewise, I suspect the presence of great crested newts in our back bedroom.